yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
i get really weird after long movies where am i
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
I THINK NOT
"What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine, and eight and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one." -Sandra Cisneros, "Eleven"
Oh no this is super adorable
I finally stopped to take a closer look at this and oh my GOD this is amazing.
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food
i wish i was morgan freeman but sadly all ill ever be is morgan dreamin’